Secret Squirrel =

You all know its true.

Seriously. Secret Squirrel is one of the greatest cartoon characters of all time. And I am prepared to argue this to the grave, but its so true, he is. He's a crime fighting secret agent squirrel for crying out loud, what's NOT to love? And he has a fedora, and a huge trenchcoat jacket thing, and he doesnt wear PANTS!

And for those uneducated of you, no pants = .

Plus he wears nothing beneath his jacket (I WANT that jacket, it has a freaking voodoo vending machine in it!), so in half the episodes he appears semi topless as he gets stuff out of it. Sure, theres nothing beneath there but brown fur, but the implications make it oh so worth watching .

The show would be the best ever, if it werent for the other characters of course. I freaking HATE morocco, his sidekick. That mole annoys the hell outta me. Plus Penny has HUGE mary-sue potential ><. Sure, its not like shes trying to snog his face off every episode, but the threat still looms. Chief is great though. He's a large monotonous buffalo who speaks in a gruff british voice and smokes a pipe, much love for him too . Plus he wears a bright red star patterned man thong, instant win .

I'm just grumpy I can't come up with a coupling for him. The only sensible het ones are secret x penny (who I STILL think is a potential mary sue), or possibly secret x that queen bee who became obsessed with him (hate her too >< ).

Then of course the only yaoi ones are Secret x Morocco (just NO! Do NOT go there >< ), or if you really wanted to stretch it Secret x Chief, and while they are both fantastic characters, their compatability is next to nil. I can find no connection between them to base romance off of. Besides, its kind of a wierd one anyway. I can't imagine chief with anyone anyway, I think hes great single . Then again he could be married, I cant quite remember.

Ugh! I'm gonna go into pairing withdrawal ><. I needs to put him with someone! Hmm, maybe a crossover...preferably yaoi...

Shame I cant pair him with me, but no, not gonna go there. Though I do not deny feeling the compulsion to kidnap him in the middle of the night and lock him away in a cupboard somewhere .

Back to reality. Wow, almost forgot i'd drawn a pic . Ugh, first attempt at drawing him. Didnt turn out too good. You cant really shade Secret either, cause you have to shade his fur too, so colours are a must ¬¬;. Coloured his eyes in here though, simply because I love his yellow eyes!

Hope you all like. Sorry if you have no idea what it is you poor unfortunate creatures. I suggest going and watching the eps, just type in secret squirrel on youtube and a bunch will pop up. I dun wanna be the only Secret Squirrel nerd T-T (though I will settle for being nerdier than you ).

Flash ^___^
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Art is (c) me ()
Secret Squirrel is (c) William Hanna and Joseph Barbera ( for Hanna-Barbera )